berlin1991:

favorite subway hands

eclogues:

if we all marry and divorce jeff bezo we can singlehandedly distribute all of his wealth

humorstar:

me before showering: i don’t want to shower

me once in the shower: i live here now

islamstan:

remember when you were a child and you thought the moon was following you in the car…gud times

rosecrystal:

rosecrystal:

astrology is real, witchcraft is real, magic is real, dreams whisper about the future sometimes, miracles happen and soulmates exist! and thats the tea!

and the moon loves you and watches over you every night! run n tell that!

jessica-cohen:

When I do something that reminds me of my mother

biologydyke:

do u ever behave politely and respectfully towards retail workers just to flex on freaks who blame employees for every inconvenience

cgcpoems:

“But in the end, stories are about one person saying to another: This is the way it feels to me. Can you understand what I’m saying? Does it feel this way to you?”

— Kazuo Ishiguro, in his Nobel prize (2017) acceptance speech.   (via halcynth)